Is it April Fools' Day already?
The military has been conducting secret tests to find out if British soldiers can be trained to use psychic powers - possibly to locate hidden weapons stores or discover where Osama bin Laden is based.
In other news, bears have been found to favour evacuating their bowels in areas containing a large number of trees, while the Pope has given a shock interview in which he's claimed that despite the malicious rumours being spread, he is in fact a Catholic.
Oh, and there was a rather large demonstration in London. I wish I'd gone.
Labels: bears shit in the woods, MoD pyschics, pope catholic
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