Gregg's diagram.
Via Bleeding Heart Show, have a fantastic explanatory diagram from Paul Gregg's welfare report, which he's rather more accurately rechristened "scrounger processing":
Don't know about you, but this has truly enlightened me to the merits of the government's intent to extend lie detector tests. We can hook Professor Gregg up to one and see if even he can tell us what the gibbering fuck it's supposed to represent and/or mean.
Then again, Gregg is an appropriate name for someone tasked with selling the benefits of, err, benefit reform, considering that most of those re-entering the workplace at the moment have a choice of not working and working at one of the ubiquitous sandwich shops from hell.
Don't know about you, but this has truly enlightened me to the merits of the government's intent to extend lie detector tests. We can hook Professor Gregg up to one and see if even he can tell us what the gibbering fuck it's supposed to represent and/or mean.Then again, Gregg is an appropriate name for someone tasked with selling the benefits of, err, benefit reform, considering that most of those re-entering the workplace at the moment have a choice of not working and working at one of the ubiquitous sandwich shops from hell.
Labels: management-speak, mockery, Professor Paul Gregg, welfare reform
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I don't know about a lie detector, but I think the idea of hooking both Gregg & Purnell up to electrodes has some merit to it...
Posted by
Neil |
Friday, December 05, 2008 8:19:00 AM
There will always be people who don't want to work, up the flagpole as they are catchily termed in some areas of the public sector.
Posted by
Daniel Hoffmann-Gill |
Friday, December 05, 2008 9:20:00 AM