Those amazing exclusives in full.
Faye Turney:
- Stripped to knickers (Wade decided not to ask her to relive this experience for page 3)
- Might have been measured mockingly for coffin
- Says fuck (or rather f***) a lot
- Didn't mean what she was forced to write
- Read Andy McNab as a teenager
- Err...
- That's it.
- Do I get £100,000 now?
Arthur Batchelor:
- Iranians called him Mr Bean
- Flicked the back of his neck
- Appears to fancy Faye
- Err.... etc
Labels: Arthur Batchelor, chequebook whores, Faye Turney, Iran captures sailors
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